Gomer and Luke discuss fun things like the crushing reality of perpetual adolescence for both Gen-Xers and Millennials, and then, without a single hint of irony, complain that Beyonce should not be an Avenger. We are the exceptions that prove the rule, folks.

Just keep in mind when you listen to this podcast, it was recorded at 5:22 AM my time, 6:22 for Luke (last name redacted). We thought we could do this. We thought we could handle waking up early. We thought we were bullet proof. We were wrong.

Dead. Wrong.